tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-108205522024-03-12T21:37:50.998-07:00Certified AwesomeHere one can find my views on motherhood, religion, politics, marriage, food, books, movies and anything else that suits my fancy. And all of it is guaranteed to be Certified Awesome.SarahRushlyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17678693441145503609noreply@blogger.comBlogger52125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10820552.post-45643769084298152372012-06-01T08:37:00.000-07:002012-06-01T08:37:55.172-07:00The Uncomfortable TruthA while back, my husband and I were talking about what to have for dinner. I said that we had what we needed to make tuna patties.<br />
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Husband paused and slowly turned to me... "What's a tuna patty?"<br />
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"Well, we had them all the time growing up. It's a can of tuna, an egg and crushed up crackers, formed into a patty and fried."
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Husband looked at me like I had said we ate golden fried dog turd. "That's poor people food."<br />
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And that brings me to The Uncomfortable Truth.
We. Are. Poor.
That's the long and short of it. Talking about money makes people feel squirmy and uncomfortable. There's a certain amount of guilt, or schadenfreude, when it comes to discussing salaries and bills. But I am gonna cut through to the heart of the matter and be transparent, because I am tired of it being a taboo. We just don't have as much money as everyone else. When friends talk about being broke, I chuckle to myself. Broke is relative, huh? See, when someone says, "I'm broke because we just paid for our two week, all inclusive Disney vacation," it's a little different than, "I have $12 in the bank and it has to last for three weeks because the electric bill was outside the scope of our budget this month."<br />
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I could wax eloquently for many, many defensive and reactionary paragraphs about <i>why</i> we're poor. See <a href="http://sarahrushly.blogspot.com/2012/02/homeschool-thing.html">this</a> if you don't believe in my ability to get really defensive. The truth is there are lots of valid reasons why we aren't financially gifted, and lots of things we could probably do to improve our situation. But for now, we're monetarily challenged. And it's cool. Don't feel bad. It's a part of life.<br />
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Let's talk truth. I had two of my kids via the wonder that is Medicaid. I have been on WIC (and frankly, could be right now). I keep Ramen Noodles in the house because sometimes, feeding your kids on 20 cents if freaking brilliant. In the past two years, we've had our electricity cut off twice because of the cost to cool our home in the Texas summer. It's fun to choose between air conditioning and groceries. Our credit is shot because we couldn't afford health insurance for a while and we have lots of awesome medical bills (because we are about $57 above the medicaid income cutoff). My husband drives a 1988 Ford F150 with over 200K miles on it that actually belongs to my dad. When we had to buy a minivan to cart around our litter of kids, we saved up to buy a used one so we wouldn't have a car payment. We bought it from a reputable dealer, who assured us it was in great condition. It lasted less then two weeks. We barely got it to a different dealer to use as a trade (we got less than half of what we had payed for it two weeks prior) for a new van that, thanks to our awesome credit, has a crappy loan with a ridiculously high interest rate and, therefore, a ridiculously high monthly payment. We pay more in rent for our house than we've ever paid before. My husband gets to teach in a community that is incredibly affluent, surrounded by other incredibly affluent communities. By the time we found another house, that was cheaper, the gas it would take to commute would offset the cost of lower rent by leaps and bounds. I know that the City won't turn off our water if we are less than 75 days late. I know this because some months we have to choose a bill to NOT pay so that we can have an adequate grocery budget. Our lawn looks like prairie because we can't afford a lawn service (like everyone else on our street) or even a lawn mower. We have to drive 20 minutes to borrow one from my in-laws, so it doesn't get done as often as I'd like. I rely A LOT on hand-me-downs from other people to clothe my kids. I cook and freeze rice, beans, bulk veggies, etc. not only because it's healthy and trendy and Pinterest-y, but because it's cheap. My kids' extra-curriculars are paid for by the grandparents. We are always having to grovel for the scholarship so our kids can enjoy things like Vacation Bible School at church (don't get me started on THAT). Sometimes I go through the house looking for stuff I can sell on craigslist to help make ends meet. That's what my life looks like.<br />
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Why am I writing all this down? Because I am not ashamed of it. We're good people who work hard to do what's right by our family. And we struggle. A lot. I think we sometimes have a misconception of what being poor looks like. We think it's only <i>those</i> people who are on medicaid and government assistance. It's only <i>those</i> people who have credit issues or can't pay their bills. Well, Hi. I'm Sarah, and I don't have a lot of money. Sometimes, I have no money. Sometimes, when you invite me out for drinks, I can't go because I can't afford the gas to get there, let alone the drinks. Sometimes, I feed my kids tuna patties. And they're gross. But the truth is, we make it work. We're happy people. We are people that you know. We are your neighbors and your friends. We live in a nice house in a nice town. Poor is everywhere. It's not relegated to the South Side of major cities, or to rural Appalachia. It's in your backyard. And it's totally normal. Well...<i>I'm</i> not <i>totally</i> normal, but that's a different post. <br />
<br />SarahRushlyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17678693441145503609noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10820552.post-59646448141014008022012-03-30T20:27:00.000-07:002012-03-30T20:27:49.294-07:00The Demon At BedtimeOh, good lord, I need help.<br />
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A little over a month ago, we transitioned our two-year-old (33months) to a big girl bed. She was sharing a room with the baby, but she was being so disruptive that we thought it would be easier if she shared a room with Sissy because she's older, and could set a great example at bedtime. Well, it has been a month of utter hell.<br />
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Over the past six weeks, I have tried every possible technique I could find for transitioning a child to a big bed. <br />
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We have tried the Super Nanny technique, wherein you never speak to the child, or make eye contact, just put them back in bed and walk out...except she follows me out. No sooner have I closed the door, then it is open again. If she doesn't open the door and come out, she just gets up and turns the light on and gets out toys. Since she is sharing a room with her sister, it is majorly disruptive, and sometimes Sissy will be in tears because she's tired and Peanut will not go to sleep. We just kept not talking and putting her back in bed, and she just keeps right on coming out. It goes on for HOOOOUUUURS.<br />
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We tried Ferber. I have spent hours sitting on the floor outside her bedroom door trying to wait her out. Last night, I was there for almost two hours, hadn't heard a peep, got up, went downstairs...and there she was, right behind me. Tonight was much the same, but instead of following my husband downstairs, she went into the baby's room and turned the light on, waking her up. The Ferber method seems a battle of wills between who can sit quietly the longest. So far, she wins.<br />
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Because Peanut is little, she still takes an afternoon nap. I thought maybe it was keeping her from being sleepy at night, so I tried eliminating it. First, she's a perfect little shit without a nap. A screaming, tantrum throwing tyrant, to be exact. And inevitably, she'd just go downstairs and sneak into my bedroom and fall asleep on my bed at about o'clock PM, thus making bedtime an even more distant dream. So i just cut her nap back. I let her get good and cranky and then, after lunch, I let her sleep for about 45 minutes and then get her up. But, hey, guess what? It didn't work. At all. She's just as much awake, right now, at 10:30 at night, as she was with a two hour nap, or no nap at all.<br />
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I have tried various bedtime routines, bath before bed, no bath before bed. Reading books before bed, not reading books. Lullabies, different pj's, raising the thermostat, lowering the thermostat... I still can't find the sweet spot for a sleepy Peanut.<br />
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And because I am not perfect, I will also admit I have tried other Awesome Mom methods like screaming, bribing, cajoling, begging, pulling my hair out, and...yes, spanking. All to no avail. I cannot, for the life of me, get this child to sleep. Not in a crib, not in a bed. We have changed the bedtime routine. We have tried putting her to bed at the same time as sissy, and we've tried putting her to bed hours before. None of it matters. Tonight, Sissy is actually sleeping in Bubba's room because she has an early soccer game and she needs a good night's sleep!! Also, I was curious if she would do better in a room on her own. I guess, if worst came to worst, we could rearrange the whole upstairs again and put her in her own room so at least she isn't disrupting everyone else, but it seem she's going to do that anyway. God forbid I have to pee while she's still up, because she will hotfoot it as fast as possible into all the other rooms, turning lights on and and waking up everyone else. <br />
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So, I need help. I need the demon to sleep. How do I get that precious, sweet, smart, adorable, angelic DEMON to GO TO BED?!?!?! Please, PLEASE, fill my comments with your wonderful mommy suggestions. I need them. My sanity is rapidly waning. And I'm tired. I want to go to bed! SarahRushlyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17678693441145503609noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10820552.post-76408828587900223452012-02-20T15:11:00.000-08:002012-07-06T17:22:01.401-07:00The Homeschool Thing...<span style="font-family: inherit;">When we made the decision to homeschool Sissy, <a href="http://30somethingdad.wordpress.com/">Luke</a> wrote a great <a href="http://30somethingdad.wordpress.com/2011/02/26/the-big-decision/">blog</a> about it. When we pulled Bubba out of school after only two months of Kinder, I doubt anyone was surprised. Over the past few weeks, I have been inundated with reminders of why I have made this choice, but I admit, I am reticent to talk about it. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">When you homeschool your kids, there are some pretty typical responses. First, everyone assumes you must be a religious nut. Well, I am. But I am a religious nut of the "<a href="http://www.thechristianleft.org/">Christian Left</a>, I Have a Degree in Religion" variety. Not the, "Public Schools are Havens of the Godless" variety. I wear holey jeans and black t-shirts, not ankle length denim skirts and Winnie the Pooh sweatshirts. I'm a little more black leather boots and a little less Keds, over here. So, if I am going to talk about homeschool, I first and foremost have to dispel any notions that the decision was of a religious nature.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Second, apparently deciding to homeschool my kids means I think everyone should. Understand, I don't really give a crap what you do with your kids. Unless you're starting up a new Jonestown and want your kids to drink the Koolaid, your choices for raising your kids are your own. Also, my husband is a public school teacher, so please, for the love of GOD, keep sending your kids to school. It pays my rent. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Finally, when I talk about why we chose to pull Sissy out of school, and it has to do with her intelligence, I am not implying, in any way, that your kids are dumb. I do not believe that the public schools are a place where stupid kids go to die a slow, educationless death. So, if I am talking to you about why public schools didn't work for us, please don't get defensive and start telling me that your kid is fine and they do quite well in this system...blah, blah, blah. Please see above. I don't really give a crap about your kid. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">I say this in all love and respect, because, honestly, I don't have to raise your kids or live in your house, or make your choices. Your kid loves public school? Great. You think it's socially necessary for kids to be surrounded by their peers all day? Good. You think my kid will only ever learn to cope with her anxiety by putting her back into public schools? Stop talking. Because now you're talking about MY kid. See how that works?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Now, with all that out of the way... Let's talk about why I homeschool. This is <a href="http://www.helenrushly.blogspot.com/">Sissy</a>.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">She is also wicked, wicked smart. I don't mean that in a "I'm her mom and so I think she's special" kind of way. I mean she's smarter than me. She may not have my life experience, but I guarantee her IQ is higher than mine. She retains information in a way that is, frankly, freaky. She also learns like a sponge. Things just...make sense to her. If they don't, she asks pertinent questions and there's no looking back. She turned seven last September, and she's doing multi-digit multiplication, has read almost every book Roald Dahl ever wrote, can tell you about the root system of vascular plants, and spent an evening last week discussing with me why Muslim women wear the hijab. She finished that conversation by saying, "I don't think that women ought to be treated differently than men, but I know we need to respect everyone's religious choices and freedoms." For real. She said that. If she went to public school, she'd be in first grade.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">We sent her to Kindergarten, with some reservations. I knew she was too smart for her own good, but I didn't know what was in store. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Sissy has a diagnosed anxiety disorder. Midway through Kindergarten at our local PS, I was getting calls from the school nurse weekly, sometimes daily, because Sis was vomiting and complaining of chest pains. She was also getting bullied. In PE and at recess, a group of boys would target her and throw dodge balls at her. And she was six and this was Kindergarten. Wasn't I anxious to see what fresh hell awaited us in, say, middle school? In a meeting with the principal and the school psychologist, the principal, in reference to the ring leader of the bully boys, said, "Oh, he doesn't mean any harm. He's just all boy." It wasn't cool.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Academically, her teacher was doing all she could. She was trying to differentiate Sis's curriculum, but I know her plate was full with the nineteen other kids who also needed and deserved her attention. The fact that my girl was ahead wasn't a priority. We were relieved and excited when the GT testing was finally administered. The test was a three part process. ITBS, CoGAT and a Creative Product Assessment. Sissy got a 99% on her ITBS (that's nigh on perfect, as that means she scored better than 99% of kids taking the test). The teacher who administered the test told me (although she wasn't supposed to), that Sis scored higher on the CoGAT and the creative portion than any child she had ever tested. And the reward? One hour of GT, once a week. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">And now I am going to say some things that will probably not sit well with everyone and cause controversy, and are the reason why I often don't talk about why my kids aren't in the public schools. Thanks to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Individuals_with_Disabilities_Education_Act" target="_blank">IDEA</a>, if a child has <span style="background-color: white; text-align: left;">serious emotional disturbance, </span><span style="background-color: white; text-align: left;">learning disabilities, </span><span style="background-color: white; text-align: left;">mental retardation, </span><span style="background-color: white; text-align: left;">traumatic brain injury, </span><span style="background-color: white; text-align: left;">autism, </span><span style="background-color: white; text-align: left;">vision and hearing impairments, </span><span style="background-color: white; text-align: left;">physical disabilities, or </span><span style="background-color: white; text-align: left;">other health impairments schools are required to provide special education programming, make accommodations, etc. As the daughter of a Special Education teacher, I am glad these provisions are in place, and I actually think they need to be better enforced. However, as you can see, there are no special accommodations for children who are performing <i>above</i> average. Technically, the Gifted and Talented programs for most schools fall under special services/special education, but they are not privy to the same enforcement as traditional special education. Imagine, if you would that you have a child with disabilities (maybe you do, so imagination is not required), and your child was evaluated by his school and were decidedly "different" (in learning style, needs, etc.) from the average student. Now imagine that the school told you that for one hour, once a week, those needs would be accommodated, but the rest of the time, your child would be in the classroom with everyone else, and if the teacher "could," they would make some differentiated curriculum. Because that was my option. <i>(I know that there is a lot of push for mainstreaming SpEd students, and I think that works well in some situations.)</i> But imagine if your child was mainstreamed because there was NO OTHER real course of action. Sis would be mainstreamed because the schools do not recognize her as SpEd, despite her actual educational needs. Children (or adults) with incredibly high IQ's do not learn on the same level as we Average Joes. She is not a linear thinker. Where most/a lot of people must be encouraged to think "outside the box," Sissy has to be directed to the <i>inside</i>. <b>GT IS SPECIAL EDUCATION!</b> At least, it should be. </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">So let's say that we embraced GT as SpEd and created classrooms specifically for advanced learners. It wouldn't work. You know why? Because that would mean one thing: Some kids are better at the school thing than others. And we don't <i>ever</i> want to admit that not everyone is equally smart, equally talented, equally awesome in every single, everloving way. And that's some bullshit. Yes, some kids are smarter. That's all there is to it. And I am sorry if that gets everybody's molly-coddling panties in a wad, but I am one of <i>those</i> moms. I don't think everyone should get a trophy. I think it's okay to grade in red ink. I think it's okay to say, "That's not really your strength." instead of "Aren't you good at everything!" I correct my kids' grammar and vocabulary. And I am sorry about this, but for some of you reading this? My kid is smarter than your kid, and she deserves the chance to exercise that talent, just the same as your kid has the right to kick her ass at soccer (she's not so good at that). On the Progress Reports the school district sends home for Kinder students, there are only two categories: Needs Improvement and At or Above Average. See that? There is no actual category for Above Average. Like we can't say out loud that a child is actually excelling at something. Ummm...this makes me angry. Because anger is a natural response to that which we do not understand. </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit;">On Sissy's mid-year Progress Report, she had two "Needs Improvements." One of the categories she needed to improve was something like "Recognizes the Properties of Water." First of all, what properties of water should a </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit;">kindergartner</span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit;"> know, aside from maybe "It's Wet."? And what about <i>that</i> was my kid not understanding. So, I asked her teacher about it... Maybe I needed to work harder to show Sissy that water is wet. And you know what I found out? In so many words, the teacher told me that they weren't encouraged to give perfect progress reports. "It's believed that there always need to be areas for improvement." Okay. I will give. I agree that there are always ways in which our kids need to be challenged and improving. But just saying, without exception, that a child can't be "At or Above Average" in all areas is stupid. If a child is average, then they can strive to be above average... oh wait, above average isn't an option. </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Now, I have my own theories about why it isn't an option to be above average. And a lot of them have to do with improving grade level test scores,</span></span> but they've led me to believe it is "in my child's best interest" that she not advance. At every turn while we were working with the counselors, psychologists, principals, etc. we were told that "socially" it is never a good idea to have a child skip a grade. Apparently, if your child gets too far ahead (and this includes differentiated classroom curriculum), it will cause social issues for them. This has a very "hide your smarts" sort of ring to it. People are uncomfortable with people who are smarter than them, and if your kid is too smart, and working ahead, it will make them "different" and it will be harder to socialize. Once again, I want to compare this to a SpEd student. Can you imagine if the school told you that if you acknowledge your child has Autism, it will cause problems, and they will be even more socially isolated. let's just continue to let them exist in this classroom, doing what everyone else is doing, and then kids will like them more. OR, since your Autistic child doesn't have the same social skills as other kids in fourth grade, we are going to put him back in Kindergarten until he learns basic social skills. Ummm, no. That would never work. Because primarily, our schools should be about academics, and not socialization. See, my kids are homeschooled...and right now? They are outside SOCIALIZING (quite well, I might add), with about a dozen other kids on our street. Because school is not etiquette class. Yes, we need to learn to share and wait our turn and play well with others, but when that starts trumping math and science and reading, there's a problem.</div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit;">BUT, I would be willing to put H back in the PS if she could go into a grade level appropriate for her skill level (and if they would/could make accommodations for her unique learning style), but it's almost impossible to skip her ahead. In order to move ahead, we have the option to let Sis take Credit By Examination. These are tests created by UT and/or Texas Tech to determine if children have mastered the necessary material to move on. These tests are a crock. Wanna know why? First, they must be passed with at least a 90%. Imagine, if your child could only move on, in any grade, if they had straight A's. because that's what this is. A 90% or better in every content area to skip a grade. So, if I wanted Sis to go to third grade next year, she would have to prove that she is already smarter than 90% of the other kids in that grade level. Awesome (and not helpful). Second reason these tests are the poopoo? The "online study guide" is really just a rewriting of the Texas State Standards (which are generic nonsense...trust me...I had to try and write homsechool curriculum based on that nonsense). After the generic nonsense, they offer 3 or 4 sample questions. I would like to show you some examples of these sample questions:</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><b>You just had an old tree die in your yard. Since trees are a renewable natural resource, </b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Okay...one at a time here. I could be totally wrong, but I am pretty sure if I walked into just about ANY second grade classroom in the state of Texas and asked them about "renewable resources", they would all stare at me in confusion. I am also pretty sure that if I took the picture of that geometric shape into most EIGHTH grade classrooms, they couldn't identify the RECTANGULAR PRISM (because that was the answer)! And finally, could they have found a more convoluted way to pose that final question? I had to read it twice. Why doesn't it say "What is the plural form of church?" or 'What would you add to the word church to make it plural?" </span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;">The test is designed for my kid to fail.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Jerks.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;">Lastly, despite this test being written and administered by major universities in Texas, our district requires it be administered here, by one of their test facilitators. And that feels shady to me. I would much rather have a neutral, third party facilitator give the test, rather than the district who stands to lose/gain based on my child's performance. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">So to test my kid into a higher grade seems almost impossible, but even if she could pass that shady, effed up test, a "district official" must recommend her for advancement. And this district doesn't like kids to advance...because of "social" reasons (read, test scores). </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">So... My kiddo didn't return to the public schools, and probably won't. She came home to work with me. And we have great fun. Bubba started K this last fall, and we really thought maybe it would work for him. But too many days he came home stating he was bored and "didn't learn anything" today. He's reading chapter books, but his school work was matching a picture of a firetruck to a picture of a fireman. My two-year-old can do that. And I am not trying to be crappy, but that just wasn't good enough. So, he's home now, too. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">We have a tremendous amount of fun. Honestly? Some days we do nothing at all. Because some times kids are cranky and out of sorts, and battling them to do math isn't worth it. So we watch Jeff Corwin. Some days we just paint. Last week, we dedicated two whole days to the study of nouns in all their forms. My six and seven year-olds can tell you about irregular pronouns. Today, we planted a kitchen garden with herbs and tomatoes and strawberries. We talked about leaves and stems and crap like that. We do what we want, on their level. One day at a time. And they play soccer and baseball and go to church and play outside, and all that "socialization" which prevented them from moving forward in public school just doesn't seem to be an issue. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">And that's why I homeschool. And I just wanted to put that out there because people always seem to have a lot of questions. I stayed silent for a while because it's a touchy subject, and is a pretty heavy and personal decision. But, I thought I'd venture to share my side. Please, be kind.</span>SarahRushlyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17678693441145503609noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10820552.post-1319108628181454992012-02-11T20:32:00.000-08:002012-02-11T20:32:25.857-08:00Your Daily AffirmationIt recently occurred to me that I needed a sensible set of daily affirmations, tailored to my life. But most daily affirmations are stupid. They're all about how to be successful and not giving up or other such nonsense. I needed something personal. Specifics. Mom affirmations. Wife affirmations. Woman affirmations.<div><br />
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</div><div>So I have began compiling a list of things I think every woman needs to hear, from time to time, or every day. I imagine them being read with gentle authority. So, maybe you could hear them as read by Sam Waterston.</div><div><br />
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</div><div>Sam says:</div><div><br />
</div><div>When you eat Nutella straight from the jar, with your finger, not even bothering with a spoon, that's sexy.</div><div><br />
</div><div>Perky breasts are intimidating, not attractive.</div><div><br />
</div><div>You are bringing the female mustache to the forefront of high fashion.</div><div><br />
</div><div>Bloated is the new black.</div><div><br />
</div><div>Yoga pants are sexier than skinny jeans, hands down. And paired with that old ratty t-shirt? Hell, yeah.</div><div><br />
</div><div>You make a minivan look hip.</div><div><br />
</div><div>Peeing with the door open is just a sign that you are secure with your own body.</div><div><br />
</div><div>Your stretch marks remind me of a topographical map. Have I mentioned how hot geography is?</div><div><br />
</div><div>The smell of poop and baby vomit can create a truly feral response in any man. That's pheromones, baby.</div><div><br />
</div><div>Seeing boxes of tampons in the bathroom just remind me that you're a woman. I like women.</div><div><br />
</div><div>Everyone appreciates you. And if they don't? I will cut them.</div><div><br />
</div><div>You didn't comb your hair today? I didn't notice. </div><div><br />
</div><div>You're much smarter than you were at eighteen, and just as hot. No. Hotter. </div><div><br />
</div><div>I love to eat macaroni and cheese with cut up hotdogs. If you made it, it's good.</div><div><br />
</div><div>If you need a nap today, you should take it. You work hard.</div><div><br />
</div><div>The skin on your arm where the triceps would normally be? I like it. Muscular women don't seem as luscious as you. </div><div><br />
</div><div>You look great in that tank top. No one is staring at your matronly arms. </div><div><br />
</div><div>When you wear shorts, no one notices your cellulite and spider veins because the beauty of your face, and your inner light, blinds them.</div><div><br />
</div><div>Don't tell anyone, but I think you're a better mom than all the others.</div><div><br />
</div><div>Body odor in normal. Yours smells like roses and rainbows.</div><div><br />
</div><div>I like my laundry a little wrinkled. It's bohemian chic.</div><div><br />
</div><div>The way you've pulled your toenail off instead of clipping it? And the six month old chipped polish on it? I like that. Who needs a high maintenance woman?</div><div><br />
</div><div>Those grey hairs make you look smart, and dignified, like a cougar with class.</div><div><br />
</div><div>When you lose your shit, and yell at the kids, and little bits of spittle come out of your mouth and your eyes get all crazy? It reminds me that I love a fiery woman.</div><div><br />
</div><div>If a supermodel hit on your husband, you could kick her ass. Because she'd be too hungry to fight back.</div><div><br />
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</div><div>I intend to continue compiling this list. Updating weekly with new affirmations. Please, feel free to suggest your own. But for now, I think we can all say:</div><div>Thanks, Sam. Thanks a lot. I needed to hear that.</div><div><br />
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</div>SarahRushlyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17678693441145503609noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10820552.post-74329591250694092952011-12-02T14:07:00.000-08:002011-12-02T14:36:23.460-08:00Christ in ChristmasSo, this is an awesome hot topic right now. I've posted on the Facebook about it (twice), Facebook argued about it, discussed it in person with a handful of folks, read numerous blogs (including the Lovely Leia found <a href="http://yesliketheprincessinstarwars.blogspot.com/2011/12/keep-x-in-xmas-waitthats-not-right.html">here</a> and <a href="http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwp.me%2Fplb5b-2r&h=6AQEGZvZDAQGKlamjjevYgO9qkV0tCEhdjK_KPO7VphPeUw">THIS ONE</a>) and finally decided I would just sit and write a spell about it. <br />
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So this all begins with an email I received not long ago stating that I should boycott businesses that didn't have a Merry Christmas sign, but opted for the "PC" Happy Holidays. Then I have just been inundated with Facebook statuses demanding that Christians take back THEIR HOLIDAY. Many of these posts use the holy name of Christ over and over, all the while giving off a rather <i style="color: red;">angry </i>and entitled vibe.<br />
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So let's talk about all this anger regarding taking Christ out of Christmas. The sentiment gives me pause to think...twice. First, Christ's last commandment was to go and make disciples. I really wonder how many disciples we are making, how many people's hearts and minds are changing, when Christians YELL about "THEIR" holiday and berate others for NOT believing like they do. I'm usually of the opinion that Christ's message should be like the man, loving and compassionate, and usually only called to indignation by the exploitation of others. Pretty sure saying Happy Holidays isn't exploiting anyone. So in the effort to keep Christ in Christmas, Christians are behaving in a way that is antithetical to the very faith they are proclaiming. As I said earlier, I have many friends who are not of the Christian persuasion, or even the religious persuasion in any way. I do not know a single one of them that feels insulted by a cheery "Merry Christmas!" However, I know that most all of them are offended by yelling, berating, insulting, entitled Christians acting as if they are somehow being robbed of the their right to believe in Jesus at Christmas time. So, I ask: If it is our goal as Christians to live faithfully by the commands of Christ, and it is important to "keep Christ in Christmas," then why are we behaving in ways that aren't Christlike?<br />
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Second, and more laughably, why the hell is everyone getting MAD about this? Are there a bunch of Christians out there somehow UNABLE to celebrate this holiday because someone, somewhere said Happy Holidays? Are they getting up Christmas morning, looking at their gifts and saying, "Ohhh...EFF this! I can't even celebrate now, knowing that the coffee shop down the street had a HAPPY HOLIDAYS sign out front. This day is RUINED!" I mean, if you work in an office, and there are lots of people of varying faiths there, and you put a picture of the Baby Jesus on your desk, and someone says, "Hey, take that down" is Christmas no longer about Jesus? Do you find yourself forgetting during the hustle bustle of these times that it is, indeed, the season of the Christ Mass because Season's Greetings is posted in Starbucks? Are we so poor in spirit that we have given the power to "remove" Christ from anything, anywhere? Because...well...that's kinda nuts. <br />
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Sometimes, I am concerned that messages such as this don't really have anything to do with Jesus at all. It's about our need to be RIGHT. My faith, my salvation, my savior, MY HOLIDAY. It's all about ME. ME. ME. I'm right. I celebrate Christmas, the season of perpetual hope, remembering the birth of the Prince of Peace, who came to bring good will to ALL MEN...AND IF YOU DON'T AGREE YOU CAN EFFING BITE ME, SUCKAHS!!!!!!! <br />
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Well, I don't think that message really SCREAMS Christ. I don't know if you <i>can</i> SCREAM Christ.<br />
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What it does scream is entitlement. Christians are having a hard time with this, it seems. We have a church culture that is teaching about YOUR walk with Jesus, YOUR sin, YOUR salvation, YOUR savior. Thus, when we talk about Christ, he is not THE Lord, he is MY Lord. He is not the savior of ALL men, he is MY savior. MINE!!! ALL MINE!!! This is foolishness. We cannot allow our faith be sold out to a culture of narcissists. Christ's birth, life and death were for all. Even for those who don't care to accept it, it is there, just the same. The role of the Christian is to be a living embodiment of the acceptance of that. We don't need Christ to be in Christmas because we don't need Christmas. I'm pretty sure you can celebrate the birth of Jesus just any old day of the week. You are not being robbed of anything, ever. Instead of thinking about MY HOLIDAY, this may actually be a great time of year to think about others. If we gave ourselves the grace to accept Grace, live in it, not be so concerned with the Almighty ME, and a little more concerned with the Almighty, we could positively BLEED that grace to others. We could be so filled with the love of God, that others would want to...hug us...stand uncomfortably close...smell our hair...whatever it would take to be a part of the JOY of this season. And then instead of demanding CHRIST be GIVEN to US at CHRISTMAS, we could BRING CHRIST to OTHERS ALL THE TIME.SarahRushlyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17678693441145503609noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10820552.post-86771791878781604572011-04-24T17:22:00.000-07:002011-04-24T17:22:39.803-07:00Why I'm an Episcopalian (Almost)Today, I was reading a friend's blog, which can be found here:<br />
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And I started to write a comment. That comment became lengthy, and I decided instead to write a blog. I <em>have</em> a blog, after all, and sometimes it might be nice to use it. <br />
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<em>I am trying very hard, at this point in my life, to have grace and understanding for my upbringing, that denomination and those with whom I associate those things. So what I say about the "evangelical" church is not meant to sound contentious. Rather, I am processing through my own beliefs and how they figure against the backdrop of a conservative childhood church experience. Consider this a disclaimer, of sorts.</em><br />
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I was raised Southern Baptist. In my late teens/early twenties, I became almost entirely disaffected from the church (like so many before me...oh the angst of blaming church for stuff). In the last few years before I stopped attending church, I always felt out of step with my faith. There were practices, beliefs, theologies, dogmatic issues, etc. that just never sat well with me. I attempted to find some sense of understanding or latitude about how I was feeling, but it seemed I always met resistance. For many, in the more "fundamental" churches, if you don't do it "this way," you are wrong. Not just personally wrong, but wrong with God. You should probably reevaluate your "walk" and how you feel, or possibly even reevaluate your salvation. After a while, this sense of wrongness became all too much to take, and I ended up leaving church all together...for a while. After Luke and I had been married for about six years, and had two kids, we both felt an undeniable compulsion to find church again. It was one of those bizarre circumstances where we came to the decision almost simultaneously, and both felt embarrassed bringing it up. After all, cool kids don't go to church or like Jesus or have faith. Being disaffected was <em>sooooo</em> much hipper.<br />
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But we got over it. We went back to church. God landed us at a <a href="http://www.ucc.org/">UCC</a> church, which is a great place to start if you have been outside the realm of faith and want a comfy place to ease back in. The UCC loves everyone. Our pastor called us "Universalists Considering Christ." We loved him, loved the church, loved the practice. "The practice?" you say. Ahhh, yes. The practice. Our little UCC Church was the First Congregationalist Church, as well. Thus I was introduced to liturgy. Until we joined this church, I was unfamiliar with anything resembling liturgy. We took Communion, not the Lord's Supper...and we did it every week. We followed a calendar...a <em>Liturgical</em> Calendar! I didn't even know such a thing existed, and I'm a PK. And it was nice. Then we moved to Texas.<br />
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Texas is a Mecca for Baptists and other evangelicals. I live within minutes of Chuck Swindoll's <a href="http://www.stonebriar.org/">Church</a>, the ridiculousness that is <a href="http://www.prestonwood.org/">Prestonwood</a>, and many other mega-churches, pseudo-mega-churches, Bible Churches, Church of the Big Screen, Church of the Jugglers and Fire Breathers, Church of Smoke and Mirrors... you get my drift... But the closest UCC church was about a 45 minute drive on a Sunday morning, and that just didn't work for us. If you have small children, as I do, church must be convenient. Don't worry, Jesus totally understands this. Jesus knows and understands that if I want to, truly <em>want</em> to go to church, it needs to be conveniently located. I need to be able to get my kiddos home and fed after services. I can't afford to eat out every week! And I can't afford (mentally) for the kids to sleep for 15 minutes in the car on the way home, and consider themselves rested for the day. Five, ten minutes max is my allotted commute time for church. So we needed to find something closer. We looked around in Frisco, asked some learned friends and decided to go to our local Episcopal Church. Episcopalians... they seem relatively unoffensive, right?<br />
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I knew nothing of the Episcopal faith when we began attending <a href="http://stphilipsfrisco.org/">St. Philip's</a>. What I do know is that everything that had felt wrong ten years ago, suddenly felt right. It was as if it was just plain meant to be. <br />
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<em>I wish, that back in the day, when I was feeling so lost at sea about my faith, someone had had the</em> <em>wherewithal to tell me to take my time, look around and find the church for me. However, as my very clever priest at St. Philip's told me... It takes a very magnanimous person to do such a thing. I have come to realize that not one of the people who made me feel discouraged did so because they wanted to cause me harm. They did so because they genuinely believed they were right. That's fine. That's their faith, their conviction. They don't have to answer to me for that...but they do gotta answer to Jesus. And as my very clever priest also said, "You talk a lot about "them"... Jesus died for "them," too, you know."</em> <em> Consider this another disclaimer. </em><br />
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Anyway, we loved the Episcopal Church. We <em>loooooooovvvve</em> the tradition and the liturgy. This morning, I was standing in the hallway at church chatting with some ladies (who I also <em>looooooovvve</em>) about the "great cloud of witnesses." We were talking about being connected to other Christians who have come before, and to all those who will come after us. We are connected in our worship and in our prayer. This is not just Episcopalians, but all Christians. I said that this is what draws me to the Episcopal faith, though. On Maundy Thursday, all over the world, Episcopalians sat through a service almost identical to mine. We all watched in darkness as our altars were stripped bare, as the last candle was extinguished, as we prayed, just as Christ did in Gethsemane... There's something monstrously huge about knowing that not only were people all over the world doing that. very. thing., but people for centuries have been doing that. very. thing. to commemorate Maundy Thursday. That's beautiful. That's SOOOOOO much bigger than just me liking liturgy. My church makes me feel connected to the great cloud of witnesses. I am a part of the before and the after of this Christian Life I try to live. I see and know that the Body of Christ is larger than the Episcopal Church, it is the catholic (small C) church. The unified Church. We pray for, and profess to believe in, that "unified church" every week in our services. This Episcopal way of doing things, though, is how I find my best connection to that. And I just love it. We spend a WEEK celebrating Easter. I heard someone this week call it our Super Bowl of Jesus. I like that. I know that we can celebrate the resurrection any old day, and that we should. But I have found tremendous comfort and insight and peace and reverence and goodness in spending a whole week (not to mention the preceding Lenten season) just focusing on the last days of Christ's life, and his phenomenal resurrection. Hallelujah, He is Risen, indeed. My parents came and spent these last four days with us, their first Liturgical Easter experience. My dad said, "That's a LOT of Easter." and then he thanked me for having them come and do it. He loved it. I loved that he loved it. There's a lot to be said for tradition and liturgy and Lent and Holy Week and Easter. <br />
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The friend whose blog I read that prompted me to write this, said the following:<br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial;"><strong>Some people are “traditionalists,” for example--and these are the people who really LOVE getting up and fighting with their kids about putting on fancy dresses and clip-on ties so they can sit in the pews of a pretty building and sing the songs of their childhood during a service that revolves around words like “Eucharist” and “liturgy.” </strong></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Okay... I'll take the hit. She also mentioned the irony of Easter ham,which I secretly hope she stole from my Facebook status about my Jesus Ham and how Christians eat ham to exercise our non-Jewishness, but she is clever and probably came to that on her own. This morning, my kids wore fancy dresses and clip-on ties. Actually, my son loves a clip-on tie lots of days. I don't fight with them about it. My H would wear a fancy dress to school every day, but we own a limited number of fancy dresses. Usually, we wear regular business casual to church...except me. I work with the kiddos teaching Sunday School, so I typically wear jeans and a t-shirt that was provided by the church, and my sneakers. We have pews, and I think our sanctuary is pretty in its own right, but we are far from ostentatious. I'm not certain we even have stained glass. What I do know, is that right above the altar is this HUGE window that opens to the sky behind it, and in the center of that window is a really simple cross. So at every service, we have the grandeur of God's creation showing through with a cross in the middle...and I think that symbolism is pretty perfect. Here is a nice pic of it that I stole from FB:</span><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYYaxLfkqNfpauN5qUHnlHqTXMypw5B-9cxdxKPWQAp42OpS2iUfsRrTpdrtz5ms52YQ4nR0hDFfuPziFywa0qgMUGrHbvUoLO8v12XNzHyDWFDRQ1zztjW-dzEFD6Ewgjfcy3_Q/s1600/Church+cross.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" i8="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYYaxLfkqNfpauN5qUHnlHqTXMypw5B-9cxdxKPWQAp42OpS2iUfsRrTpdrtz5ms52YQ4nR0hDFfuPziFywa0qgMUGrHbvUoLO8v12XNzHyDWFDRQ1zztjW-dzEFD6Ewgjfcy3_Q/s320/Church+cross.jpg" width="239" /></a></div>As far as singing the songs of my childhood? Well, I was raised on the traditional Baptist hymns, which very few churches sing at all anymore, having traded them for the chanted mantras that are praise and worship music. By the time I hit high school, almost all churches had thrown Fanny Crosby by the wayside and opted for Chris Tomlin. I appreciate some good old fashioned hymns, but we actually use a mix of both in my church. And as far as "Eucharist" goes? Well, Eucharist is also referred to as The Great Thanksgiving because it is from the Greek, eucharistia, which means thanksgiving...and well? Maybe we could all do with a little more of that in our services. We just use it to refer to the time when we take the sacrament of communion... For what could we as Christians be more thankful for than the body and blood of Jesus Christ? It is just a little time where we can give it back. Liturgy? It's a composite of some Greek words meaning public duty/service. And well...that's what it is. It is a public service. And I like the deeper idea of that, too. That church is a public service. I think Jesus would like that idea, as well. <br />
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All that to say, I think I have found that I am a traditionalist. God has moved us to a place where we fit. It is where I hear God the loudest. I like it. I found that in the Episcopal Church. But, I also love that the traditionalist nature of the Episcopal Church isn't exactly inflexible. We go to a church that's in the middle...we aren't "high church," as there is no incense burning, and the only hat I've seen was on the Bishop, and we aren't low church, as our priests do wear vestments. But my favorite thing about the Episcopal Church is found in small moments of openness and understanding. I never feel "wrong" there, because we seem to be okay with it if you don't agree. I happen to know of one issue in particular with which I am at pretty direct odds with my priest. He knows it, we've talked about it...and yet, I still feel welcome and not once did I think he questioned my salvation over it! Every week, we have a portion of our service known as Prayers of the People. In our little "follow along" bulletin, just above the Prayers, it says, "You may kneel, stand or sit for the Prayers of the People." Before we take communion, the presiding priest will say, "All baptized Christians are welcome... You can take the wafer...you can dip the wafer...you can guide the chalice to your lips...or if that doesn't describe where you are you can..." I heart this attitude of, "Please feel free to worship as you feel led." That's so nice and refreshing. We are traditionalists who don't mind if you need to buck tradition to get your needs met. We can roll with that. <br />
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So, that's why I'm an Episcopalian... Almost. In two weeks, I will have the honor of kneeling before our Bishop and becoming a fully confirmed Episcopalian. And with God's help, I will continue to worship and serve and love him. Every day, not just on Easter. Every week, not just during Holy Week. Every season, not just during Lent. All the time. But I will continue to love those special times during the calendar year when I am especially reminded to stop and remember that Jesus was wholly human, and wholly God and lived a life worthy of emulating, and died a death that was with purpose, and was resurrected so that we might be also.SarahRushlyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17678693441145503609noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10820552.post-11764625536151239412011-03-10T14:14:00.000-08:002011-03-10T15:46:48.760-08:00The Doctrine of Separate Spheres <br />
<em>Doctrine of separate spheres is an old common law principle that wives are limited to the personal or domestic sphere and that husbands had control of the public sphere. According to this early-19th-century doctrine, the woman’s place is in the home, and the man’s place is in the workforce earning money for the household and providing for his family.</em><br />
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<div></div>I am two women. Lately, these women have been at direct odds with one another, and the ensuing battle is leaving me ragged and tired and a little broken. I think you would be very interested in reading about these two women (really, you are...it's okay to admit it), so I will tell you their life stories:<br />
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<div></div>Woman One has four beautiful children. She stays home with them. She cooks their meals and does their laundry (Wait, did I say four children? She has five, if when referring to cooking and laundry, you include her husband). She is a member of the PTA. Her kids are involved in activities to which she drives them. She takes her children to church, and while there, teaches Sunday School to other people's children. Woman One is a Mom. A big, giant Mom. Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom. All day long. Mom.<br />
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Woman Two graduated Summa Cum Laude (that means 4.0, if you are keeping track) from a nice university with a major in Religious Studies, a minor in Social Science and an academic focus on Spiritual Development. She is funky and weird and has tattoos and spiky hair. She <em>knows</em> that God is calling her to some pretty cool stuff right now, and she is excited about doing it. She reads a lot, and considers herself to be fairly cerebral. As of now, Woman Two desperately misses school and the opportunity to be really immersed in higher level learning about that which she is passionate. Woman Two is ready to take on the next phase of life, ready and willing to do the things God is calling her to do... And she thinks she could be really good at them.<br />
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Now...<br />
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Put those two women in a boxing ring, and you have me. I am a woman with a degree in religion teaching Jesus to two-year-olds. <br />
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The issue at hand is stated above. I have instituted in my own life the Doctrine of Separate Spheres. At some point, I completely eradicated the hope that I could be both of these women. Instead, I swing, in giant pendulum style, between the two. The mom part of me is all mom, and she stays home and takes care of babies and is (really) quite precious. The other part of me is pretty hardcore and passionate about things, and frankly, a lot smarter than Mom Me. Let me give examples of my life right now:<br />
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<ul><li>Woman Two is reading a book on Old Testament Theology, she is interrupted by Woman One, who needs to read Mr. Brown Can Moo for the 700th time today to a screaming toddler.</li>
<li>Woman One is at church and Woman Two comes out and volunteers for something because she wants to be useful and engaged. People tell Woman One that she "already has her hands full" and thus Woman Two is disregarded.</li>
<li>Woman Two offers up some solid thoughts on something, and people raise an eyebrow because what does Woman One really know about things. This may, or may not, be accompanied by a smile of condescension.</li>
<li>Woman Two cannot attend anything of consequence, volunteer for anything of consequence or serve in any capacity unless Woman One can find a babysitter.</li>
<li>Woman Two is frequently judged by proxy as people somehow assume Woman One is a teenage mom because she looks like Woman Two.</li>
<li>People treat Woman One like some sort of invalid and/or martyr for choosing to to have a lot of kids which, in turn, makes both women feel marginalized.</li>
<li>Woman Two tries to Blog about religion and faith. Woman One tries to Blog about motherhood. Subsequently, blog's dashboard is filled with partially completed blogs about both...and neither.</li>
<li>Woman Two tries to explain the concept of the Trinity to Woman One's Children.</li>
<li>Woman Two argues with Woman One's six-year-old when she says David wrote all the Psalms.</li>
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Now, I would like to point out that I do not, in any way, resent motherhood. I chose motherhood, and I enthusiastically embrace my role in such. However, I am not only a mother, and at some point, I think I have become pigeonholed. I am as guilty of this as those around me. As I said, I created a Doctrine of Separate Spheres within myself. These two women live almost entirely independent of one another. One is the man of the Victorian Era principle, and the other the woman, and I really need them to get married. But I honestly don't know how. This has been my struggle of late. I'm engaged in an internal battle of epic proportions because I don't know how to make myself get married to myself. I need to smash my spheres together into one big crazy sphere, where I can be a Mom who is smart, who is serving her family, and serving God (and please don't give me the "serving your family is serving God" line, because I know that and it really isn't what I mean, and you know what I mean, and shut up.). I know my life is currently a gigantic lesson in patience and grace, but part of that grace is allowing myself the necessary room to be Woman Two as well as Woman One. Maybe it is pride, but I want to be known as "that lady that's really great to go to about spiritual stuff" as well as "that lady with all the kids." <br />
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So, I am now dedicating my energy to creating a Doctrine of Venn Diagram Spheres. See, if my life were a Venn Diagram, I have info for each sphere, but nothing for the overlapping portion in the middle. I propose to begin filling that space. I just don't really know how.<br />
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Oh, by the way... I don't think men have this problem, but I would welcome commiseration if you do.SarahRushlyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17678693441145503609noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10820552.post-48369198476777193562011-02-07T16:00:00.000-08:002011-02-07T18:10:27.512-08:00Oh....Oh, no. Just...No.<i>I consider myself to be a fairly self-actualized person. I try and live an examined life. Therefore, I am well aware of situations in which I behave in a manner that is petty or immature. This might be one of those times. You be the judge.</i><br />
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Facebook is a plague. <br />
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No really. It is an epic waste of time. It encourages some really unhealthy voyeuristic tendencies in people, myself included. And for some reason, it compels me to stay in touch with people with whom I have nothing in common and don't particularly like. <br />
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<em>I would like to take a moment and point out something important I feel I have learned in the last year or so... There are some people in this world that I will not like. I don't <strong>have</strong> to like everyone. I feel that I need to be respectful of others, treat them with kindness, show love in what I do, etc. However, it is unrealistic for me to expect that I can like everyone. I just don't think it's possible (or necessary). </em><br />
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So, back to Facebook. I like that it is a nice way to keep in touch with friends and family. I like status updating. It is fun to try and record bits of my day into a two sentence soundbite that makes me sound engaging. BUT... it is also a terrible plague on humanity. It has the potential to ruin relationships (insert statistic about marriages being broken up over FB affairs here), and it is prime breeding ground for misunderstanding, misreading and misguiding a person's perception of others. I actually had a friend stop speaking to me for some time because i posted an update about my support of government health care. More than that, she actually REMOVED me from her FB friends list. Since turn-about is fair play, I also deleted a friend for a fairly significant period of time because he posted what I found to be incredibly offensive political cartoons. Have you ever been deleted? I mean...Wow. Burn. (Side note: We are friends again and cleared up this FB-related crisis in our friendship) <br />
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Since then, I have actually tried to tone down my political activism via Facebook. Frankly, I find it to be an exercise in futility. And it usually pisses me off. I think <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1803025">this</a> is one of the best things I have ever seen about the FB political scene... And since trying to reduce my own spew of political rhetoric via the social network, I have also tried to stop being drawn in to other's political rhetoric. It isn't always easy. I should really stop reading posts and comments that I know will inevitably make my blood boil, but I'm like a moth to the flame over here. I can't resist a little adrenaline-pumping argument. But today...well... this just takes the cake. And I can't even BRING myself to comment on it! <br />
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A "friend of mine," who I assume does not read my blog (or if he does, I am sure will be deleting me ASAP) and whom I have considered deleting on many occasion, posted the following status update today:<br />
<b>If you were President of the USA, in your opinion, what is the greatest challenge facing Americans and what is your solution? I'd like to know!</b><br />
Now there are the normal answers... education, the deficit, and one guy who just had to get a dig in at the "immorality" that plagues us and how we are a God-less nation (very 700 Club stuff)... But then I saw this response:<br />
<b>The deterioration of the family. And since money talks, let there be a financial reward - tax right-off or something along those lines - for attending church on Sundays - or Saturdays - or what fits the schedule - as a family. Once a person's butt is in the chair, it's then God's responsibility to touch their life!</b><br />
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OH. EMM. GEE.<br />
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I could start by pointing out some of the more obvious flaws with this, namely the spelling of "W-R-I-T-E" v. "R-I-G-H-T" but that's not really important, is it? Not nearly as important as the LUDICROUS NOTION that she has put forth. We should get a tax write-off for going to church as a family? Pay people to go to church and once their "butt is in the chair" leave God alone to fix the "deterioration of the family"? I am at a complete and TOTAL loss as to HOW IN THE WORLD it could ever improve the quality of "family" in this nation by providing a tax credit for attending church?! It seems like a quick way to further deteriorate the church. It is...a bastardization of...everything. I mean, this messes with everything I believe to be good. And at first, I thought it was funny in that, "Isn't she stupid?" kind of way. But it has been eating at me all day. This is WRONG. It is wrong that she thinks this, and wrong that there are probably a LOT of people who agree with her. I have a tendency to think in large spirals where I start at a single point, and don't stop until i don't even know who I am anymore, and this is a prime example of that. It started with someone saying something pretty dumb on Facebook, and has ended with me stewing angrily in front of my computer, thinking about how wounded the Body of Christ is becoming. It isn't even enough that ugliness and judgment and hatred run rampant in our churches, we should now pay people to participate in them? And then assume that this would, in some way, HELP matters? <br />
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I have to assume that I am completely over-reacting to the whole thing. But I am worried. I am worried about who we are becoming, as a church, as a society, as citizens of the world. I think this attitude in indicative of my why I worry. I mean...Oh...oh, no. Just...No. That's just wrong.SarahRushlyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17678693441145503609noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10820552.post-76896875914515104392011-02-03T16:59:00.000-08:002011-02-05T13:14:37.094-08:00Oh S---! The Dreaded S- Word<em>Warning: this post contains trace amounts of Jesus and Christianity. If you are someone who feels icky about such things, then you can feel free to move on. Or, you can continue reading because, let's face it, I can still be entertaining and funny when talking about Jesus.</em><br />
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That's right. I'm going to talk about the s-word. But probably not the one you are thinking about. THAT S-word doesn't particularly bother me. As a matter of fact, I probably use it more often than is strictly necessary. No. I need to talk about a different word. A word that I really kind of hate to use. A word that is overused, and, I believe, entirely misunderstood. Sin.<br />
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First, let me explain. I am on a journey, of sorts. Things are changing for me and I am feeling out some stuff. A major component of my <em>Journey of Feeling Out</em> is reviewing and establishing some fundamental beliefs about my faith. Over the years, I have grown increasingly uncomfortable talking openly about my beliefs, and even more uncomfortable using "Jesus Speak." You know the type I mean. So I decided to make a list of key words associated with my faith and then rank them according to how uncomfortable they make me. <br />
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<em>Why do I always have to make lists? I'm so anal.</em> <br />
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So the top of that list was this word. SIN. SIN, SIN, SIN. <br />
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There. Now I have said it. Four or five times. And it feels sticky in my mouth. Yuck.<br />
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I think that our first impulse when we hear the word sin is to clench our sphincters very, very tight. Because it is an uncomfortable word and, usually, it is followed by a very uncomfortable (and often asinine) message. I don't know about you, but the born and raised Baptist in me immediately hears: For the wages of...DEATH. And then maybe something about being gay or having an abortion...because those are the really BIG sins. <br />
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<em>I am working on finding grace in my life...so please don't mind the really vitriolic reaction I still harbor toward the more "evangelical" church. I'm growing.</em> <br />
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So...back to what I was saying... I needed to sort out, first and foremost, what (sigh) SIN really is. So I began by writing questions like: Can we really make a list of "sins" that have across the board application? Is sin still sin if we are without intention? If you are not "religious," and don't really recognize this ugly little word, how do you view or understand sin? And lots of other things that aren't very interesting (or are if you are into that sort of thing...) I was tempted to start pulling out books on the subject and seeing what all the other people (most of whom are much, much wiser than I) had to say about this, but then I was gently reminded by Jesus that this was about ME finding out what <em>I</em> believed, and that while I greatly enjoy the reading other people's opinions, some things I just have to find out for myself. So I looked at my Bible. It is just chalk full of interesting verses about sin.<br />
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I am going to skip over the more boring parts of this, which included my using a concordance, because a story about a concordance is never interesting. Instead, i am going to hop right into the part where my Dad happened to toss a verse out at me in the car that just changed everything.<br />
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<strong>Whoever knows what is right to do and fails to do it, for him it is sin.<br />
James 4:17</strong><br />
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Now, I have read James before lots of times. I have done a whole study on James. I wrote a very convincing paper a few years ago on the authorship of James. But this verse had just slipped under the everloving radar. I think this is because what it says is 1)incredibly simple and 2)incredibly heavy. It is a message that is not just a "Jesus" message for Christians, but has a wonderfully applicable message for everyone. In itself, it answered most of my questions from above. Very simply put, it says, <strong>If you know you aren't right, you are wrong.</strong> SIN, then, is sort of hard-wired into us. We know what it is and we know how to NOT do it. We just choose to do it anyway. This is much easier to understand than, say, following the cleansing rituals outlined in Leviticus. But it is uber-hard to actually do. When faced with a choice, make the right one. If you don't...IT IS SIN. <br />
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<em>I like writing SIN in big capital letters now because it gives it a jaunty, fun appeal. No. It doesn't. It makes it look like I'm writing a script for one of those Christian Halloween Judgment Houses that try to frighten you into accepting the only zombie that matters, Jesus. But go with me on this...jaunty and fun. Not scary.</em> <br />
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The problem with SIN is that instead of bothering to determine what is the right choice for ourselves, we have made a habit in THE CHURCH (jaunty, not scary) of trying to make <em>lists</em> of sins, trying to tell other people what to do and what NOT to do. We now have a climate of legalism, and not a climate of choice. Now I'm a big proponent of Free Will (and all the Calvinists just hit the red X). IF you know what is right, and you don't do it, it is sin. If you aren't right, you are wrong. But, see, I am not in possession of any special Holy Spirit Glasses that actually let me see inside anyone's heart, and thus KNOW that they KNOW what is or is not "right." And frankly I don't want to. I can really go without having the same responsibility as, say, JESUS. And no, I don't think that there is a black and white, easy to read guide for what is and is not SIN. Not even...wait for it...the Bible. God inspired? Sure. Easy answers? Not a chance. <br />
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Let me give an example, just for funsies: We have ten pretty standard commandments, and breaking them is SIN. So... "Honor your father and mother" and "Thou shalt not steal" come up. But maybe your Mom is a crackhead. Maybe she tells you to rob a liquor store so she can buy more crack with the money you would steal (oh, crackheads, why you always gotta rob the liquor stores?). Now you are faced with the choice of SINNING either way. Honor your mom, and you steal. Don't steal, and you aren't honoring your mom... See? I think we all know that the right choice here is simply to take yourself to the nearest DFS headquarters and ask for a NEW mom, but I think you get my point. <br />
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Now, not being the child of a crackhead, I have never been faced with that particular scenario. But still, not all insight and foresight is given us at once. Sometimes we are probably acting in a way that seems quite sinful to others, but we have yet to feel compelled by the Holy Spirit to see it as such. See it now? James says Whoever KNOWS what is right, and does not do it. There IS intentionality here. And frankly, one doesn't even HAVE to be a Christian to get this. This is just common sense. Ummm, if it is wrong, don't do it. Make good choices. Make the right choice. If you are a Christian, then we have to have faith in the movement of the Holy Spirit to show what is "right." As HUMANS, we need to stop being so concerned with what the Holy Spirit is doing in for anyone else. Remember that one time when Jesus said to pull the LOG out of your own eye? Man...he was funny.<br />
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So, that's what I'm going with for right now. Not exactly masterful theology, but just the beginning of my coming to terms with my Jesus-Loving self. <br />
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Please, please feel free to toss your two cents out there. I'm formulating and entirely open to the possibility of being totally, and foolishly wrong. Wouldn't be the first time.SarahRushlyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17678693441145503609noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10820552.post-16948908010261024072011-01-31T09:03:00.000-08:002011-01-31T14:03:46.748-08:00How Sarah Got Her Groove BackMarch 21, 2007.<br /><br />That's the last time I posted on this blog. That's three years, some months, and a number of days ago. Almost four years. <br /><br />I took the time to reread my previous posts before deciding to write again, and I really must say, I'm quite clever. Witty. Perhaps even winsome. I don't remember writing most of the previous posts, but I did, and they are gooooood. Now, normally, it would seem this should be a source of pride. However, being crazier than most, I didn't pat myself on the back and pick up writing where I left off. I chose, instead, to spend a few days feeling intimidated...by myself. I am intimidated by me. I don't believe this should be possible. In fact, if you look closely, that has the stench of schizophrenia about it. So I needed to take a few moments to center myself about why I felt intimidated by the other, more awesome, Sarah. <br /><br />Here is a list of reasons why 2007 Sarah had an easier time at awesomeness:<br /><br />1. 2007 Sarah had only two children. <br />2. 2007 Sarah lived in Wyoming and never had to wear tank tops that made her arms look fat. Instead she got to bundle up in bulky sweaters. This also led to 2007 Sarah never shaving, and no one knew (or cared).<br />3. 2007 Sarah didn't live in a ridiculously opulent community, thus she didn't feel as compelled to peek over the fence and check the color of the grass.<br />4. 2007 Sarah was a Vegan. Okay, this is a stretch for being really awesome, because true greatness involves cheese, but it <em>SOUNDED</em> so much cooler to be Vegan.<br />5. 2007 Sarah seemed to have a tremendous amount of energy and youth and vitality about her (See Item 1)<br />6. 2007 Sarah seemed to care less about how others perceived her or her life.<br />7. 2007 Sarah seemed far more comfortable with her faith.<br />8. 2007 Sarah had great cheekbones, six pack abs and had recently won both an Oscar and a Newberry Award for Children's Literature. (That's not true, but I want to make sure you're paying attention.)<br />9. 2007 Sarah spent more time just doing and being what she loved. <br /><br /><br />Once I made this list (I made it in my head, not on paper because I'm not THAT crazy), I thought that maybe making lists about why you aren't the same person you were four years ago isn't the best way to move forward, but then I thought that you can't move forward if you can't embrace your past, and then I thought about how easy it is to become weighed down by your past and then it anchors you there and you can't really move on and you need to become free of those sort of entanglements....And then my head exploded. Needless to say, I tend to over analyze. So I came to the wicked smart conclusion that there are things about my life in 2011 that I can change, and perhaps even be happier for, and there are things I cannot change and don't really want to. For example, I can just as easily be forthright about my desire to never shave my legs now as I was then. I cannot, however, go back to having two kids (well, I <em>could</em>, but I don't think infanticide is up for debate in my life). I can be comfortable with my faith and talk about it openly (because if you don't like it [pardon me], screw you), but cannot and will not <strong>ever</strong> stop eating cheese. And I can write about the life I have now, and all the things in it that make me happy and awesome now. Maybe it will not be as clever or witty or winsome as I might like, but, I can make my peace with that.SarahRushlyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17678693441145503609noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10820552.post-14483920850333924682007-03-21T20:20:00.000-07:002007-03-21T20:22:11.382-07:00The Clock<strong><em>This is a story I had to write for a class. I thought I would put it up on here and get some feedback. Thanks for the idea, Trav.</em></strong><br /><strong><em></em></strong><br /><strong><em></em></strong><br /><br /> When I was small, staying at my Grandma’s house was an adventure. Long before Grandma’s mind was taken by Alzheimer’s and dementia, she was crazy in lots of other ways. A survivor of the Great Depression in a Dust bowl state like Oklahoma, and having lived through the rationing of World War II, Grandma hoarded everything. It was neat. Her cupboards were full mismatched Tupperware, butter bowls and Cool Whip containers with the labels scrubbed cleanly off. Under the flaps of corduroy curtains that covered each shelf in her pantry was a world of food the likes of which most have never seen. Mysterious cans with their labels ripped off, spicy scented packets of homemade soup mix, rows upon rows of homemade jars of jam and jelly and currant with drips of paraffin wax seeping out of the lids were placed too high for me to reach without the aid of a step ladder. But down below, she had stocked the shelves with treats for me to find. I would raise the dusty curtain and my nose would itch with anticipation. There, I could find bags of marshmallows, hard from exposure, jars of Tang, and cut-rate peanut butter with a spoon lying neatly next to it, an invitation to take a bite. There were nuts and salty snacks, cupcakes and breads she had made all waiting for me. Finally, with my belly full and the smell of dinner already hanging in the moist kitchen air, I would wander back to the playroom, her studio.<br /> The walls were covered with half-finished oil paintings. Farmhouses and barns, waterfalls and forests, snow-capped mountains with clumps of pine trees, each with some deliberate portion left unpainted. I knew that later, under her skilled tuition, she would help me to fill in the blanks on some of these dusty canvasses, the smell of turpentine and paint and her big knobby fingers guiding my hands to create art. All around the room, on<br />every conceivable surface sat the remnants of her hobby, and all around those sat my toys. Broken dolls she had picked up at rummage sales, dainty dresses and roughly hewn sweaters she had sewed and crocheted by hand, wigs she had bought from the beauty college where she had her hair set and curled all sat out in tubs, boxes and crates of various origins. The shelf in the corner was filled with shoeboxes. Each box contained treasures my Grandma collected just for me. Boxes filled with thimbles, and spools, old lotion bottles and empty lipstick tubes. Boxes of paper and magazine cutouts, the leftover deposit slips from the back of her checkbook. The boxes contained shaving cream cans and aftershave bottles that reminded me of my Grandpa’s smell, though he died before I could even remember him. She put back the little orange spreading sticks that came in HandiSnacks cheese and crackers. She saved rocks and pinecones, leaves and pits. Together, we would build cities of bottles and spools that stretched down the long hallway to her bedroom. She was such fun.<br /> She had quite a garden. Well, it was more of a small farm. She had fruit trees and corn and green beans and potatoes and carrots and berries and squash and peppers and every other vegetable under the sun. Her yard was her own little Eden on Pierce Street in the middle of Enid, Oklahoma. She would gather the food in baskets and make breads and jams and other foods and hoard them away in her basement, apparently awaiting nuclear holocaust or drought. Most afternoons, even in the dead of summer, her small hunched frame could be seen toiling away under the shade of the trees, lovingly laboring to see each plant weeded, composted, groomed and finally picked. The food filled her house. Cubbies and cabinets far and near contained some preserved food. She had three deep freezes to keep up with it all. They were as much an adventure as the rest of her house. Carefully moving logs of freezer burned Ziplocs in order to find last year’s blackberries was always an exploration into the unknown. If the Abominable Snowman had once leapt out at me, I would not have feigned surprise.<br /> Her house was never fancy. Most everything she owned was second-hand, salvaged, painted and put back together. She even had used carpet. The knick-knacks were picked up at garage sales or the Dollar General. Her rugs were homemade rag rugs she had tied herself. However, her pride and joy was the clock. It was an original New Haven Clock Company mantle clock, an ornate, heavy mahogany beauty. The original label that still sits slightly adhered to the little door in the back dates it in the 1930’s. She would have been my age when she got it. Maybe it was a wedding present. Regretfully, I never thought to ask. The clock chimed gloriously at every hour and half hour. It resonated throughout her house, and I could know how soon supper was while inside my spool city because of that clock. When we stayed the night at her house and I woke up afraid, not knowing where I was, the clock would chime and I would remember and roll over to snuggle up with Grandma, breathing in her scent of Avon lotion and old lady.<br /> When she died last February, after a desperate battle for her very mind and soul, my family went to clean out the house. What was once a magical land of make-believe was now just boxes and boxes of trash. Well-saved and well-intended fruits and veggies were now laid to waste, for who really wants to eat peaches canned in 1972? Each of us wandered through the house touching and caressing memories of Grandma, opening cabinets and smelling towels, pulling long strings of shiny beads from jewelry boxes and wearing them for no good reason, picking out the things we wanted to take home. My brother took a music box that played Green Sleeves. My sister took the dinette set that had sat so many Thanksgiving and Christmas and Easter dinners that you could almost see the reflections of our growing faces in its varnished top. My mother struggled and finally took everything and to this day just has it in storage. I, on the other hand, walked purposefully and dutifully to the clock. I took its little key and wound it tight. It chimed the hour, and I knew that my Grandma was there, teaching me to paint and setting aside new spools and walking with me collecting pinecones and persimmons. I knew that, although in the end, she could not look at my face with the slightest flicker of recognition, in that clock was time. Lost time, wasted time, good time and bad time and in between time all showed at some point on the honest face of that clock. It is my memento, my keepsake of a crazy woman who in the end gave me the best gift of all: time.SarahRushlyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17678693441145503609noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10820552.post-14007154343325721572007-03-10T17:24:00.000-08:002007-03-10T17:43:44.211-08:00On No You Di'n't!I just heard the most appalling thing I have ever had the misfortune of entering my head...<br /><br />I was listening to NPR during dinner, and when I got up to clear the dishes, Philip changed the radio station. The next station over is <a href="http://www.csnradio.com/"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">CSN</span></a>, a Christian radio station. Just as I was trying to figure out why the NPR commentator's voice had suddenly taken on such an appalling bravado, I heard this "Public Service Announcement."<br /><br /><em>Pardon while I paraphrase. I did not commit the <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">entirety</span> of this stupidity to memory.</em><br /><em></em><br />"There has been a lot of talk in the news lately about global warming, and how the earth is being destroyed. Now, I don't know anything about global warming, whether its heating up or cooling down. And I don't know what good it will do me to recycle or ride my bike to work, but I do know THIS. Everyone needs the loving salvation of God. What good will it do to save the planet if we don't save ourselves?"<br /><br />Are you freaking kidding me? What good will it do to save the creation that Gods has so kindly LENT us to live on? Why should we bother taking care of something that God created, just as he created us? I don't care how you feel about <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">global</span> warming, but if you aren't doing <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">everything</span> you can to take care of this earth that God himself made, then you are being blatantly disrespectful to the Good Lord. He didn't just "GIVE" this world to us to piss away and do with what we will, He has the expectation that we would preserve it for future generations, and care for something that he created. And folks, Global Warming is a reality. <br /><br />So I ask, what good does it do to disregard God's creation and unmercifully let people die and waste away as we plummet toward self-destruction? Is that a very Christian mind-set? "It's not my problem," was never a very Jesus-like response. Neither was "I don't care." It was also not his way to say incredibly <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">stupid</span> things, masquerading as social commentary, in the name of God. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">Blehch</span>!<br /><br />Oh, and check out the website. They have a fantastic section on how to be "Rapture Ready" and a "Prophesy Update" about the end of times. Neat!!SarahRushlyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17678693441145503609noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10820552.post-1173411111439378542007-03-08T19:14:00.000-08:002007-03-08T19:36:30.283-08:00An Organized Sort of FunTo my credit, there have been many changes in my behavior since I had children. I am decidedly tidier, sometimes to the point of obsessiveness, but I have let go of a lot of control issues. You have no real control over children. It is all an illusion.<br /><br />I am a laid back, hippie mom who eats an almost strictly Vegan diet and does Yoga with her kids. We are learning about recycling and go on nature walks when it is warm enough. We spend a lot of time acting out wildly creative and elaborate stories while playing dress-up. We finger paint on old sheets. We build forts with blankets and the furniture. We dance...a lot. I make up songs. I only own one pair of jeans that doesn't have holes in the knees because I spend so much time on the floor with my kids. We have no TV channels. Yep, no cable and we live too far out in the middle of nothing to pick up antenna. We read a lot of books. I am so proud of the mom I have come to be. And yet...<br /><br />I am compulsively neat. We do each of the above-mentioned activities one at a time. We put everything away exactly where it goes when we are done. And since OCD runs in my family, "exactly where it goes" is pretty severe. I have certain angles I like to prop the toys on the shelves. They are separated by age appropriateness, genre and sometimes, by color. This little bit of OCD has never really bothered me. I actually have found it helpful for keeping a clean house. My own little bit of personal crazy.<br /><br />Today, however, we were playing on the big dinosaur mat we have with lots of little dinosaurs and a couple of My Little Ponies, Jesus and Noah. I was holding two toys, Jesus and a dinosaur, when Helen says, "No, Mama. One at a time." Apparently I couldn't hold two toys at once. It is against the rules. Then I look over at what she has done... All the dinosaurs and ponies were lined up in a straight horizontal line, in ascending size. One at a time, Helen was picking them up, letting them eat from the pretend tree and then carefully placing them back in line. When Philip came over and promptly destroyed the line (as boys will do), it made Helen cry.<br /><br />Initially, I thought, my daughter is SO SMART! She lined all those up by size. But then I saw what she had done for what it really was, a mimic of Mommy's crazy. It was in fact, a very organized sort of fun. Not laid back at all, but very structured and rigid. And I felt that for all my hopes and dreams of becoming a big, nasty hippie, I can't let go of my control. For those who know me well, you know that perhaps lines of neatly organized toys is a far better exertion of this need than my many previous habits, but it's still not much better. I have a long, long way to go. But, hey, I haven't shaved in like 8 months, and that's gotta count for something, right?SarahRushlyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17678693441145503609noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10820552.post-1170262314486376942007-01-31T08:23:00.000-08:002007-01-31T08:51:54.550-08:00Worst Day EverYesterday was the worst day I have had in quite sometime. Philip woke up early, just before 7, and cried a little. I laid in bed thinking shhhhh, go back to sleep, and he did. I got up about 7:20, and did my normal morning mommy chores, awaiting my children's rise at 8AM. Usually, you can set your watch by Philip. He rises promptly at 8. Helen, on the other hand, would sleep later, but for her brother's incessant noise making when he gets up. And so I waited, sitting on my bed, reading. Very peaceful.<br /><br />But peaceful soon turned to too quiet. It was 8:15, no sound from the kids. 8:20, 8:30...At 8:35 Helen stirred. I was glad! I went in and found her sitting on her bed looking curiously at Philip's crib. I slowly walked over to find Philip awake, yet completely unresponsive, just lying on his back. I reached out for him, but he just looked at me. Now, understand that generally, when I walk into that room at 8:03, Philip is standing at the end of his crib, jumping. I usually stand in front of him and jump, too. Then he reaches out and says, "Down, Mama!" Thus begins our morning, or has for the past two months. Until yesterday. Yesterday, he just laid there. I left him, hoping he was just sleepy, while I went to the closet and retrieved our "today clothes", dressed Helen and sent her to use the bathroom. Then I went over to pick up my son.<br /><br />It was like picking up a ragdoll. His limbs were flacid. He was semi-catatonic, eyes glazed and only at about half mast. When I laid him down to change his diaper, he fell asleep. I dressed his limp little body and carried him in to my bed. I tried to hold him, but I had to lay him down. It was too weird. Like holding a body, not a child. And while I realize how that sounds, one cannot possibly understand the quiet whirlwind of emotions I was enduring. You see, I KNEW he was in the postictal period, the period following a seizure when the body sort of shuts down. But it has been nine months...NINE MONTHS since he has had a seizure. I was in a sort of state of shock, but more than that, I was in a state of oppressive guilt. He had cried just before 7!! That is when it had happened. And all I wished was that he would go back to sleep. Well, I got my wish. I didn't go to him. His little body had been through something awful, and I didn't go to him. What if he was scared, or what if it hurt? And I just wanted an extra fifteen minutes of sleep. Awful, awful guilt. I called his pediatrician, I called Luke, I called my mom. Luke came home, and we took him to the ER.<br /><br />He is fine now. His bloodwork came back normal, but for low CO2 levels, consistent with a seizure. They ran a battery of tests and sent them to his neurologist in Salt Lake. Oddly enough, we already have an appointment in Salt Lake on Monday. I guess the timing couldn't have been better. But overall, I cannot explain what this is like. No one can tell me why this happens. No one can say why yesterday, after nine months of nothing, he had the biggest one yet. No one can tell me why his medication suddenly seemed to stop working. They can run every C-Scan, MRI, EEG and other test in the book, and they cannot tell me why my NORMAL, functional, well-developed, even SMART little boy sometimes gives in to this...this sickness. And no one can tell me how to help. Did you know if a child has a seizure, you are to clear the area around them, roll them on their side and then just leave them alone to let it run its course!! Just stand aside and watch it happen. It is awful. But, he is better. He is fine. This morning we stood face to face and jumped when I went in to get him at 8AM on he money. It was a good feeling.<br /><br />Oh, and last night after we got home from the hospital, I naturally did not feel like cooking, so I went out to grab some dinner...and got a ticket. It was a nice ending to a really nice day.SarahRushlyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17678693441145503609noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10820552.post-1169226715014008812007-01-19T08:38:00.000-08:002012-07-06T17:22:57.082-07:00TruthSo, last semester I took a class called Jesus of Nazareth, A Study of the Historical Jesus. And it was fantastic. After a while, as a person who has a fiath in the the Christ, you really begin to lose sight of Jesus as a man. And according to MY faith, anyway, you have to be able to embrace both the Christ and the Man in Jesus i order to really understand him. However, it also brought to light a great number of things that would cause even the most devout of people to give pause. And I try to consider myself a lot more moderate than devout. I am willing to make concessions about what I believe, because I know that what I believe will never be definitive. I understand that I will NEVER understand all there is to know about Jesus. So, I think some gray area is a necessary thing for me to continue to grow. However, this study of Jesus left me with a lot of gray area and a lot less black and white than I had when I started. And honestly, this was a little blurrier than I was comfortable with.<br />
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Authors like Robert Funk and The Jesus Seminar, Marcus Borg, Robert Crossan.... These stupid men!! They sure did leave a big gaping hole where a lot of certainty used to be. They also, made me take a far closer look at the Gospels. I began to notice the real differences between John and the Synoptics. I borrowed books from my pastor and another "scholar" from my church and began reading ALL the Gospels. The Gospel of Peter, the Gospel of Thomas, Sayings Gospel Q, etc. These books that may have been the literary basis for our cannonized Gospels, even if they didn't make the cut themselves. I really started looking into the Council of Nicea, the divinity of Christ, the stories about him that did and did not make the cut. It was not a very pleasent time for me. While it was all very interesting, it was also making me very uncomfortable with the things I had always assumed to be true. There were the miracles, the resurrections, the actual WORDS of Christ...all that red letter business. The Book of John in particular. And then this wonderful thing happened beyond that.<br />
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We began an in-depth study of the book of Mark at church. There were only like eight of us. My pastor, Luke and I, another couple, and two or three other women. My mentor at church is the wife of the other couple in this group. She was raised Southern Baptist. My pastor went to Southwester Baptist Theological Seminary the same years as my Dad. Then he went to the UU church and then came back to the UCC. I thought that sounded a little like my own journey. These people knew what I was going through!! And they sid it was okay to have these burning questions clouding my perception of Jesus. As it turns out, my pastor is a Borg scholar. My mentor's husband has studied the Jesus Seminar in depth and even subscribes to their quarterly! All these questions, and I finally had people who could start shedding some light on their answers. I have a box of books next to the computer all about the study of Jesus. I was not run out of the church for my mischevious thoughts on Christ, I was embraced for them!<br />
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And then, it happened. The most definitive moment of my spiritual life thus far. Someone said something so profound, yet so simple, that I reeled from it for weeks. In the midst of a conversation about Jesus, the man, the Christ, the spirit...someone said, "It doesn't have to be true to be truth." It was wonderful. We get so very cought up on proving the authenticity of everything the bible says Jesus said or did, that we forget all the truth BEHIND those things. So what if some of the stories came out of metaphor, exageration or speculation. That in no way disproves who Jesus is, the message He was sending or the work we are to do because we believe. Fantastic.<br />
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For instance, in our own study, Luke and I were looking at the Feeding of the Five Thousand. This story is told a couple of different ways, and there is even an account of the Feeding of the Four Thousand, which may be a retelling, or a seperate event. Now, here is how I look at it. Did Jesus multiply the bread and fish to make enough for everyone plus some? Maybe. Sure. I believe he COULD have. OR...OR... Could it have been that when one small boy came forward with his meager lunch, other people in the crowd happened to have food they were hoarding back. And MAYBE they were looking for a free lunch, but when that little boy stood up, their hearts opened up. Maybe the miracle was NOT that Jesus multiplied the bread, but maybe the miracle is what He did to those people's hearts. Maybe Jesus, being the Christ, created in that "congregation" the same sense of generosity that sometimes still sweeps us today. Maybe there were baskets left over because people just brought that much food, and through the Spirit, they were compelled to give it. The miracle doesn't HAVE to be a supernatural PHYSICAL event. In all liklihood, it could have been a completely natural earthly occurance coming from a supernatural change in people's hearts. Not the "true" story as you read it in the Gospels, but very full of truth, no?<br />
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So, this is where I have come in looking at Historical Jesus versus the Christ... Who cares? The message is the same. MY work is the same. My beliefs are intrinsically the same, just my perception that is different. Maybe if we all stopped harping on the little points, and just looked toward the broader message, all this "Is the bible infallible?" poo could go by the wayside. Who cares if it is true? What we are searching for is truth, and there is plenty of that to go around.SarahRushlyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17678693441145503609noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10820552.post-1167376616708443312006-12-28T22:43:00.000-08:002006-12-28T23:36:20.110-08:00HousekeepingAs I infrequently do (all my blogging is infrequent, now isn't it), I will now write a list of things to catch everyone up with what's happening here at headquarters. And while I think you may find some of this interesting, some of it may also be considered very, very boring. Read on to find out!<br /><br />* Alas, we did not make it to Dallas for Christmas. Buying plane tickets for Luke, Foster Kiddo, Helen and myself would have run about $3000, so we were supposed to drive. Even so, by the week prior to Christmas, there were NO highways open into or out of Wyoming. Denver Int'l was closed, and Salt Lake was only flying select flights. So driving and flying were out. And now we are thankful because a full-blown blizzard is blowing in and we are expected to have 20 inches of snow by Saturday. So, had we even made it to Texas, we probably would not have been able to get home. We celebrated a nice quiet Christmas here with my mom and dad and Foster Kiddo and the like. It was nice.<br /><br />* I hope that none of you readers are unlucky enough to remember the state of Luke and I's house when we first got married. Unfortunately, I know some of you do. It was a time when throwing garbage in a garbage can just seemed like a waste of time. And taking the garbage out? NO! Well now, I have become rigidly, some may even say obsessively, the opposite. On Thanksgiving I began sweeping and swiffering the dining room floor while people were still eating at the table. Foster Kiddo pointed out that this was "manic and crazy" and everyone agreed, so I sat down. Now all this to say new Nazi Cleaning Sarah does not allow people to wear shoes in the house. I have wood floors and white carpet and it snows six months out of the year here. I think this is good sense. HOWEVER, there are a few people who just WON'T take their friggin' shoes off when they come over. And the general excuse? "I will only be here for a minute." But a minute's worth of walking around in muddy shoes is 15 minutes worth of cleaning for me. Now, Luke calls me a "Cleaning Dictator" but I think I am not being unreasonable. So, despite the "Please Remove Your Shoes"signs already ON the doors, how do I make people take their shoes off? I have considered tackling them and removing the shoes myself, but we all know how much I hate feet.<br /><br />* Have I mentioned lately that fat kids make me irrationally angry? Don't get me wrong, it is not the children themselves, it is their parents. I just want to shake them and yell, "TURN OFF YOUR TV!!! PLAY WITH YOUR KIDS! COOK A MEAL AT HOME FOR ONCE!!!" Because I just don't believe that they all have a thyroid condition. I believe they all have a lazy condition brought on by their parents using video games as a baby sitter. Or because their own parents don't care enough about their own diets to pass on healthy habits to their children. Or because actually interacting with their kids in order to produce happy children who don't turn to food for affection is just too much work. It's true, I'm mad at fat kids' parents. I just can't imagine not taking care of your kids in a way that costs nothing and only sacrifices yourself. But then again, I don't really see a lot of self-sacrifice going on around me on anyone's part.<br /><br />* We have officially stopped eating meat, only to be invited to a dinner party where they served big platters of chicken on the bone. Now, I have enough trouble with this new hormone injected, hybrid meat we call chicken anyway, but when it is still on the bone with those little grissly pieces holding on for dear life (well, not really life, as this bird is dead) making it impossible to even cut the meat off the bone... well, it kicks my gag reflex into gear as only meat-on-the-bone and our President can. But I am polite. I don't eat meat for taste and health reasons, not for moral ones (I say kill all the animals, whatever), and I refuse to be that person who goes to someone else's home and says "Ummm, I don't eat that." So I ate my chicken. Oh, and it made me violently sick. As only meat and our President can.<br /><br />* Luke got me a big book called <em>The Onion Ad Nauseum </em>for Christmas and it is the funniest thing to have ever entered this house. I thank him for it and recommend it to all of you who can't pick up a copy of The Onion on a regular basis. Well, I guess anyone can read it, its online. But Marty can actually get a hard copy, and that's more what I was getting at. Okay, I understand that that is more explanation than was necessary and I apologize. Just pick up a copy of the book, okay?<br /><br />* Because I am an adult who can actually get credit now, I took out a line of credit and bought Luke a ring for Christmas. And it was nice. The ring. And also the ability to buy nice things and not worry about going to debtor's prison for it. Being blessed is an important thing to remember. We often forget how much excess we have. I'm not patting myself on the back, but when we really looked at ourselves and saw how much we had, we opened our home to foster care. I suggest everyone take a nice look at what God has given them and really see what they could give away. And that's not only a financial gig, you have time and talents, too. Give 'em away people. It IS actually what we are supposed to do, and frankly, the world would be better if you did. Oh, and why am I preaching? Because I bitch about money a lot, but bought Luke an expensive ring for Christmas. I may be a hypocrite, but I am trying to be a humble one.<br /><br />* I quit my job. It wasn't much of a job. I worked like two days a week. But I told them my head just wasn't in it. I wanted to be at home. Last week Philip got the flu and had to go to the ER for fluids. He's such a problem child. Really, that kid has been to the doctor more in the last year... Anyway, I just didn't want to go anymore. I wanted to be home taking care of my son. And I told them that. I said, "I'm really not doing any justice to you all either. As long as I wish I were at home, I'm going to do a half job anyway." SO they let me go without notice, and asked me to come back and work next holiday. I smiled because by next holiday I will be getting ready to do my student teaching and probably won't want to work at the mall. But thanks anyway!<br /><br />Okay, that's it. Hope you all had a joyous holiday. Peace and Grace.SarahRushlyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17678693441145503609noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10820552.post-1165209546150059402006-12-03T21:13:00.000-08:002006-12-12T09:14:07.490-08:00Edible ChristmasChristmas is a difficult time with toddlers. Conceptually, it is a difficult time for the best of adults. But trying to tie Santa Claus, a pine tree, snowmen, presents, candy and cakes and the Jesus story into one tidy little story is nearly impossible. We have told Helen that Christmas is Jesus' birthday. She gets birthdays. She wants to make Jesus a cake. And she gets presents. She is perfectly happy to get some more. Why SHE gets presents on JESUS' birthday? Well, we will cross that bridge when we get there.<br /><br />In the meantime, we are doing the advent calendar. Helen calls it the Jesus Book. Actually, every night before bed, she asks to "eat the Jesus book." And last night while reviewing the information we have learned about the story of baby Jesus, Luke asked Helen, "And what was Jesus' mommy's name?" And after thinking very hard about this, Helen answers, "Chocolate." So I can't say we are making very much progress.<br /><br />Helen is also scared of Santa right now. A big thanks to the people at our mall for hiring a really creepy looking guy to be Santa. So there was a lot of crying and screaming and "NO, NO, NO!!!" going. When we got home and tried to talk about it, she told us that there would be "No cookies for Santa, I don't like him." And Santa could not come down our chimney because he is "scaaaarrrry." I am over-compensating now by letting her watch the Polar Express about 3 times a day. It is changing her mind about Santa. Animated Santa with his kind, Tom Hanks voice is not nearly so bad as creepy mall Santa.<br /><br />Philip on the other hand is just content right now to pull ornaments off the tree and hurl them at the cats. He also likes to take bows off the Christmas presents, stick them on his head and say "Hat!" Then he laughs a lot. He has an appreciation for the simpler things in life. But he has learned to say Jesus and when we look at the Advent calendar before bed, he shrieks "JEEEEZ!!" and claps his hands. Then he opens his mouth like a baby bird and waits for me to stick chocolate in there.<br /><br />At any rate, my kids sure do like Jesus. He is about chocolate and presents and singing and joy. And that is mostly correct, even if the three wise men forgot to include chocolate for the baby Jesus. The joy and singing and a really great present part they are getting right. I'll just wait a couple of years before really telling them that the greatest present ever doesn't have a picture of Dora on it.SarahRushlyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17678693441145503609noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10820552.post-1163694966703401122006-11-16T08:36:00.000-08:002006-11-16T08:49:40.356-08:00Five Years<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/64/1828/640/luke%20and%20sarah%202.jpg"><img style="BORDER-RIGHT: #000000 1px solid; BORDER-TOP: #000000 1px solid; MARGIN: 2px; BORDER-LEFT: #000000 1px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: #000000 1px solid" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/64/1828/320/luke%20and%20sarah%202.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />November 16, 2001 <a href="http://picasa.google.com/blogger/" target="ext"><img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; BACKGROUND: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px" alt="Posted by Picasa" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif" align="absMiddle" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />Today is my fifth anniversary. Five years is not a very long time. It is also a very long time. On average, Luke and I's marriage has lasted a lot longer than most people who get married after only nine months of dating. Especially if you factor in our exceptional youth at the time we decided to tie the knot. Good for us. We make it work.<br /><br />Take a moment, if you will, to look at these strangers. This morning I sent Luke a card. I said he was sexier than the day I married him. being a good husband, a good father and a good man really suits him. Better than a head full of hair. And I'll give myself credit. Those same attributes (substitute wife, mother, woman) really seem to suit me. I may not have that wedding day glow, but I am a whole lot happier than I was then, and it makes all the difference in the world.<br /><br />Thanks, babe, for five great years. Thanks for making me always feel appreciated, feel beautiful and most importantly loved. Thanks for always taking the time to communicate with me instead of running from our problems. Thanks for sometimes sacrificing your wife to let her be your children's mother. Thanks kids for always letting mommy be a wife. Thanks, Luke, for knowing when to truly be a man and shoulder responsibility for your family, even when it meant personal sacrifice. Thanks for never being afraid to tell me to take that same responsibility. Thank you for being the defining factor that makes me the woman I am today. I love you!!! Happy anniversary.SarahRushlyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17678693441145503609noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10820552.post-1162834460569536542006-11-06T09:27:00.000-08:002006-11-06T09:34:20.600-08:00Never Turn Your BackThis morning I went to the bathroom. I was gone two minutes, tops. I had the children nicely seated at the table eating their breakfast. And when I returned...<br /><br />All of the canned goods had been removed from the lazy susan cabinet.<br /><br />A bag of apples had been removed from the fridge and each one had a bite mark in it.<br /><br />A cup of soy milk lay overturned on the table creating a lovely, sticky, white waterfall flowing off the edge of the table into the floor.<br /><br />Philip had at least four grapes smashed on his head.<br /><br />Helen was eating some sliced turkey.<br /><br />The dishwasher was open.<br /><br />There were three pans and two large spoons in the floor.<br /><br />So, here is my theory. I do not believe that the two of them could have accomplished this is such a short time. I believe they have an army of baby fiends lurking in corners, in cabinets and under furniture. Whenever I leave the room, all the babies emerge to wreck havoc upon the house. When they hear me coming, they flee. Certainly, these are magical babies. But I cannot imagine how my own two children could inflict this much damage in the amount of time it takes me use the restroom.SarahRushlyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17678693441145503609noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10820552.post-1161924199543291492006-10-26T21:18:00.000-07:002006-10-26T21:43:19.746-07:00Good Things To Know<strong>Here is a list of things I have noticed since becoming a parent:</strong><br /><br />* I own and wear half as many clothes, but do twice as much laundry.<br /><br />* I may be the same size I was at eighteen, but nothing looks the same.<br /><br />* Drinking a beer has once again become a sneaky privilege.<br /><br />* Going to the gynecologist has now become relaxing alone time.<br /><br />* Breasts are merely functional, the equivalent of human udders.<br /><br />* Driving a mini-van just makes good sense.<br /><br />* Finding anything inside something else is never a surprise. A spoon in the VCR, Care Bears in the fridge, anything in the toilet... Just take it out and put it away. No questions asked.<br /><br />* Poop, pee, vomit, boogers and sweat are no longer disgusting. Well, as long as these things belong to a member of my family. I'm not exactly inviting strangers in to share these things with me.<br /><br />* Anything is edible under a thin layer of applesauce or cheese.<br /><br />* Going to the store with my husband sans kids now sounds like a date.<br /><br />* 7:30 PM is sometimes a reasonable bedtime.<br /><br />* 5:30 AM is still never a reasonable hour at which to rise.<br /><br />* Other people's children are still unbearable, undisciplined and loathsome in public, even if my kid is the one throwing chicken in the floor.<br /><br />* Sometimes you just can't shower every day...or every week.<br /><br />* Cleaning up a mess just means someone is making a different mess in another location.<br /><br />* Sometimes you just have to suck it up and do it yourself, even if it is someone else's job.<br /><br /><strong>Things I Have Learned Having a Teenager</strong><br /><strong></strong><br />* What I wear IS important.<br /><br />* MySpace time is quiet time.<br /><br />* Three boyfriends is not an entirely unacceptable number.<br /><br />* I don't own enough belts.<br /><br />* I should spike my hair.<br /><br />* Using the call-waiting is optional unless explicitly told to "click over."<br /><br />* Most people in authority really ARE out to get you.<br /><br />* Most of the food I cook doesn't smell good, taste good or "look right."<br /><br />* Teenagers do not take kindly to organic produce, tofu and turkey burgers and a house without mashed potatoes and gravy.<br /><br />* There can never be enough hair in the bathtub, on the counter or in my hairbrush.<br /><br />* Being a mom is great, but man, I'm tired.SarahRushlyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17678693441145503609noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10820552.post-1160978663357992532006-10-15T22:49:00.000-07:002006-10-15T23:04:23.366-07:00My SadnessWe have a new addition to our family. I call her McFosterBaby, even to her face, although she is seventeen. She is sweet and bright and beautiful. She is also breaking my heart. I cannot wrap my head around her life. I cannot understand why the people in her life who she should have been able to love and trust could have heaped so much hurt upon her. I cannot comprehend how she has remained so resilient, so functional and so well-adjusted regardless of these things.<br /><br />But she is with us now. In definitely. At least until she finishes school and we ship her off to college. And already, my heart is heavy for it. She is already a part of this family. She is adjusted. She changed Helen's poopy diaper today. I told her it was initiation. Right now, she sits at the kitchen table with Luke telling what can only be the LONGEST story I have ever heard. She talks in a non-stop barrage of bubbly teenager. She ties up my phone line talking to boys. She has already done serious damage to our bank account, as I took her shopping for clothes. She wants a fish for her room. She is frightened and angry and sometimes consumed by it. But she got up and talked at church this morning, her first morning there. She is brave and strong and greatly in need of God's love. I am so glad to know that she can get it here.<br /><br />The first night I picked her up, I took her to eat. She was SO hungry! And as we were driving home, she asked why we were doing this for her. For those that know me well, you know evangelism is not my forte. But I told her as simply as I could, that I do this because I was commanded to. Jesus left us very little wiggle room when it comes to feeding the hungry, clothing the naked, helping those orphans and widows. I told her that we were blessed by the abundance of God's love and through that we had an abundance to give away. And she was satisfied. It was nice. But it was hard. This gift I feel I am giving her. It comes at a sacrifice. I have schedules and regiments around my house. She sure is kinking those. And I am so tired. Not just physically, but so very emotionally drained. This past week... I sometimes fear I do not have the strength to stand up under it. But then I think of the overflowing abundance of the Lord's cup, and I know I will sustain, if only minute by minute.<br /><br />But my heart...I feel it is forever changed by this. There is a sadness lurking in me. A sadness born of the human condition. The way people live, the way they treat each other...I thought I understood the magnitude of how far away from goodness we have come. But I had no idea. And the system is set up to protect no one. We cannot help. And most don't even want to help. And I do not know how to fight it.<br /><br />Please pray for my sadness. And please pray for McFosterbaby. And pray for our safety right now. It is of the highest concern for the next few weeks.SarahRushlyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17678693441145503609noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10820552.post-1159823060675450072006-10-02T14:00:00.000-07:002006-10-02T14:04:20.686-07:00Kids Say Mean StuffHelen got up very early on Saturday morning...like before 6. So I took her downstairs to the family room determined to tire her out and fall back asleep on the sofa. It worked. <br /><br />She ran around some, and then came over and crawled up next to me and started to fall asleep. I hugged her and kissed her forehead and said, "Sweetie, you shouldn't get up so early. I love you, now go back to sleep."<br /><br />She opened her beautiful, big blue eyes and looked up at me and said, "Mommy, your breath is stinky." And then she fell asleep.<br /><br />What a freakin' angel.SarahRushlyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17678693441145503609noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10820552.post-1159507047652628042006-09-28T21:58:00.000-07:002006-09-28T22:17:27.690-07:00Everything Has Egg In ItIn his quest to be the most difficult baby alive, Philip has developed an allergy to egg.<br /><br />Oh, and also tomato.<br /><br />So, this is a fun new discovery. Philip is also eating table food. He is also in that place in life where he MUST eat what everyone else is eating. His own food is not good enough anymore. He must have mom and dad's food. Excellent.<br /><br />In case any of you have forgotten, I live in a small town in the middle of Nowhere, Wyoming. We have a Wal-Mart, an Albertson's and a Smith's (Kroger). Well, what we don't have is a health food store. And you know where you can buy food that is free of Allergens, such as egg? Not at Wal-Mart. So now I have to plan a once a month trip to SLC, three hours away in order to buy pastas, breads, egg replacer, chips, cookies, various other snacks, frozen waffles, soups and many other items that are egg and tomato free.<br /><br />Now in case this is lost on any of you, I want you to realize what this means. This means birthday cake made with a can of soda. This means no pizza, no spaghetti, no white bread, no mac and cheese, no pie, no poptarts, no ranch flavored anything (check it out, it has tomato powder in it), no hot dogs, no sausage and no to a lot of other things as well. The list of "egg" derivatives is about a mile long. Instead of memorizing it, I am just carrying a notebook around writing down things that make my son's face swell up and writing them off as "Never Again." The list is long.<br /><br />See, if life allowed it, I would be a Vegan (except for cheese, man I love cheese) because I am not all that attatched to meat and dairy anyway. And now that eggs are no longer allowed in my house, it would be an easy transition. IF we lived close enough to a store like Wild Oats in order to supplement our diet. As it stands, Wal-Mart is not Vegan friendly. However, we are considering just throwing all the meat out. I hardly use it anyway. Right now I have about six pounds of frozen meat (and by meat I mean turkey products because beef makes me poop) in my freezer and some of it has been there for a questionably long time. I like beans and tofu and spinach (good spinach, not this new e coli sporting stuff). And I can get iron and protein in those forms. But then factor in these stupid kids, and I suddenly feel obligated to let them eat what they want. Mommy can be a vegetarian, but if Helen wants some turkey for lunch, I don't know how to all of a sudden say, "No, we don't eat turkey anymore."<br /><br />Fortunately in all of this, god has been especially kind. Our church has a large number of hippies in it. They are part of a co-op. They order organic everything and have invited us to tag along in this venture. Two of them have kids with allergies to egg. Well, their kids are also allergic to wheat, gluten and a number of other things that make me look at Philip and smile. So, they have started bombarding the house with egg-free pretzels (yep, pretzels are all shiny because of egg), recipes for egg replacement and catalogs for ordering nice healthy food that is friendly to my whole family. Go figure, join a church, join a commune. It's kinda nice.SarahRushlyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17678693441145503609noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10820552.post-1158249458201616402006-09-14T08:56:00.000-07:002006-09-14T08:58:10.120-07:00Huh UhHelen and I take a Mom and Tot swim class every Tuesday and Thursday. There is a woman in our class with two children, and every time she wears a very small bikini. Worse yet, she looks good in it. I do not think this should be allowed.SarahRushlyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17678693441145503609noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10820552.post-1156659414976731082006-08-26T22:43:00.000-07:002006-08-26T23:16:55.076-07:00That GirlA collage of photographs hangs on a wall in my dining room. An arrangement of black and whites set against various magazine clippings, cut to perfection. It really is quite a work of art. And tonight, as I walked through the room, I stopped and stared. It was as if I had seen these photos for the first time, one in particular.<br /><br />A round faced girl sits squinting into the sunlight, staring at something unknown. She is thinking. And behind her sits a young man, squinting into the sunlight, staring at the girl. They are sitting on the railroad tracks that run behind the old Depot in Shawnee. They are so young. My engagement photos, taken five years ago this very month. And while I remember the day well, riding in my broken-up Chevy Cavalier with the windows down, Toni and Kara in the backseat and Luke driving about to the various desireable locations Toni had scouted for these pictures, I realized that I do not remember this girl. And as I sat in a bath tonight, I tried to think of who she was, and who she has become.<br /><br />In the picture, I marvel at the svelte contours of a body that has not known childbirth, and I see the puffs of baby fat in her cheeks that have since been outgrown. Her eyes are steely and determined, and her posture is aloof, even unto the man she will soon marry. I see she is defensive. But what about the things I cannot see?<br /><br />I remember that she still thought she would be a defense attourney and hated the very idea of having children. She cared more about being a size six than about being healthy. She had a propensity toward unkindness, but was feircely loyal. She loved clothes. She hated to be shushed. And she smoked too much. She held fast to radical political beleifs. She argued with everyone. Devil's Advocate was not just a game. She claimed to be Agnostic. <br /><br />Her foresight was limited. She did not expect to spend years fighting for the acceptance of her in-laws. She did not know she would drop out of school before her wedding even came. She did not know that in a few short months, she would be effectively fired from a job she loved. She did not know she would spend months working eighty hours a week for peanuts and then shuffle off to Chicago only to fail at big-city life. She would not know about moving to Dallas, Norman, Wyoming. She would not know then that life is never measured by what you do, but rather by who you are.<br /><br />She knew nothing of love. She knew nothing of loss. She would not have expected anguish over two lost embryos, or have expected such great joy over the two that succeeded. She would never have been a stay-at-home-mom. She would never have so vehemently protected her privacy and relationship with that man by whom she sat. She would not have expected to so easily follow him to the ends of the earth on a whim, despite those ever-nearing vows. I know she did not know what life would bring her, or she would probably have fought harder against the tide. She did not know her life would be wonderful. I know she still wondered where she would be if she had taken pre-acceptance to Harvard. Well, she still wonders that. But she looked down her nose at those she found did not meet her standards intellectually, economically and socially. She had no sense of community. She had no sense of self.<br /><br />But as I looked at her, I felt awed. I realized that though I do not remember her well, I do KNOW her. Little pieces of her still lurk about in corners of my head. On those days when you wish yourself out of your life, you look back at those photographs in your head and walk yourself down another path. Because life is always bittersweet with wondering. She reminds me to keep wishing and wanting more. But now, I wish for more and want more, not just for myself. I prefer it that way. <br /><br />And so I will leave her just where she is, hanging on the wall, squinting out at something unknown. Thinking. And I will hope that when I pass that picture, that will be the message to which I cling. Look outward, cling to the unkown, think. Because who knows where you will be five years from now.SarahRushlyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17678693441145503609noreply@blogger.com0