Saturday, July 08, 2006

PeaNUT Butter

Yesterday helen went grocery shopping with me at Albertson's. We picked up some peanut butter And the following conversation took place.

"This?" asks Helen.

"That's peanut butter," I reply.

"Penis butter?"

"NO! NO! NO!"

Laughing, "Penis butter!" and then louder in a shouting voice, "PENIS BUTTER!"

"Mommy says NO, Helen. Peanut butter. Just butter. Call it butter. Regular butter." Because at this point we were attracting more than a couple of stares.

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