Yesterday helen went grocery shopping with me at Albertson's. We picked up some peanut butter And the following conversation took place.
"This?" asks Helen.
"That's peanut butter," I reply.
"NO! NO! NO!"
Laughing, "Penis butter!" and then louder in a shouting voice, "PENIS BUTTER!"
"Mommy says NO, Helen. Peanut butter. Just butter. Call it butter. Regular butter." Because at this point we were attracting more than a couple of stares.